Every night, I faithfully take the pill at around 8pm. Last night I got into bed next to my sleepy husband (who HATES being disturbed in mid-sleep). But I nudged him anyway and said "Honey I need to take the pill"
Him - "God woman, you are on the bed sheet, I am under and sleeping. Go get it yourself"
Okay then. I asked you nicely!!!!! ¬_¬
"Okay honey, goodnight", I said sweetly.
I proceeded in massaging his genital and teased poor little Johnny until he came out of hiding.
Him - "You bitch!! Alright, I'll get you your damn pill! Aaaargh!!!"
You see, what big Johnny knew was that I was deliberately getting him hard, excited and horny. He also knew I would stop in mid session and fall asleep......leaving him terribly frustrated. The poor dear!
So to end all miseries, he got me my pill.
Well, I did ask nicely!!!
